Favorite things

Here is my list of favorite things for 2011, inspired by Thanksgiving, Oprah's annual Favorite Things (sans the mail-order pies and $5,000 watches), and a toujour oui positive attitude:

FAVORITE concert: Chamber Orchestra Kremlin

FAVORITE day in Oklahoma: the Canebrake's fourth of July celebration with buffet dinner, live music by La Mustache, and fireworks

FAVORITE place in Harwich, MA: the organic cranberry bog

FAVORITE cookie: macarons from a bakery in Rouen, France

FAVORITE ice cream: JP Licks

FAVORITE lighthouse: Nauset Light in Orleans, MA

FAVORITE thing overheard in a Boston accent: "kah-nah stoo-ah" (translation: corner store)

FAVORITE day in 2011: going to Marconi Beach with Eric

FAVORITE SNL episode: John Hamm & Rihanna

FAVORITE beach: Marconi

FAVORITE cat that is not mine: Kiko Pepin

FAVORITE wildlife: chipmunk who lives under my driveway

FAVORITE Boston activity: free museum nights at the ICA and MFA

FAVORITE way to cope with sub-zero temperatures: reread The Long Winter

FAVORITE thing I did in Paris: Chopin concert at St. Julien

FAVORITE new music: Foster the People

FAVORITE thing I ate in Europe (not including the macarons): stuffed cabbage and kolsch in Cologne

FAVORITE book I read (fiction): A Visit from the Goon Squad

FAVORITE book I read (nonfiction): Just Kids

FAVORITE unexpectedly fun activity: performing with GoVertigo

FAVORITE place to grocery shop in Cambridge: Star Market

FAVORITE cupcake: Birthday Cake flavor from Vanilla Sunshine in Claremont, CA

FAVORITE time of year to go to Boston: October

FAVORITE thing to do with my mom and Eric: go to Rocky Neck

FAVORITE performance in a film: Mia Waskikowska in Jane Eyre

FAVORITE work of art in the MFA's Linde Wing: Endlessly Repeating Twentieth-Century Modernism

FAVORITE new recipe: chicken riggies (OMFG)

FAVORITE restaurant in Louisville: Hillbilly Tea

FAVORITE place to eat with Bubbe Tulip: Rein's

FAVORITE thing about fall semester: having a research assistant

FAVORITE thing about spring semester: finally not having to teach five days a week

FAVORITE yoga class in Cambridge: 90-minute vinyasa with Rolf on Sunday morning

FAVORITE Tulsa treat: Freckles frozen custard

FAVORITE meal in Tulsa: pho ga at Viet Huong

FAVORITE things to bring home for E when I travel: chocolate and beer

FAVORITE cup of coffee, not made at home: latte that came out of the machine on the night ferry from Portsmouth to Caen

FAVORITE cup of coffee made at home: cold brew made with Topeca's whole bean Santa Ana

FAVORITE exhibit at the Musee d'Orsay: Julia Margaret Cameron's photographs, displayed with the pre-Raphaelite paintings they inspired

FAVORITE work of art at the Philbrook: the painting of St. Patrick's Cathedral in the snow

FAVORITE TV series: Downton Abbey

FAVORITE spring break activity: going to the Botanical Garden of the Ozarks

FAVORITE gadget: Fitbit

FAVORITE awesome thing my wonderful spouse did yesterday: take me to see the new Muppet movie

Postcards from Boston

Dear Massachusetts,

Thank you for this sunny, blue-skied, 80-degree October day. Thank you for your many colleges and universities. Thank you for your Jewish population. Thank you for

Macoun and Cortland apples. Thank you for loving ice cream as much as I do, or, rather, for helping to shape this New England daughter's ice cream obsession and making my return to ice cream-obsessed environs a homecoming. Thank you for nice friends who are glad to see me, pick me up at the airport, and cook me dinner.

Thank you, Cambridge, for your cornucopia of ethnic dining (Thai, Southern Indian, Middle Eastern, Italian, Chinese, and an Irish pub), yoga studios, convenient access to public transportation, diverse people, parks, and local and organic foods courtesy of the farmer's market and Co-op. Thank you, too, to Star Market for Patriots paraphernalia and Brigham's ice cream.

Thank you for not being Oklahoma.

Love,

MJ

Snappy comebacks

I need help coming up with snappy comebacks to the comments I so often hear, still, about my age and appearance. There has to be a more productive response than my usual, which is to smile and silently fume. A faculty member in another department whom I respect and admire suggested that these remarks can be interpreted as compliments. She may be right, at least part of the time, but it still fries me because students don't say such things to male instructors.

Here are some of the most common:

• "Are you old enough to be a professor?"


• "You're so young."


• "You're really short!"


• "What class are you taking?"


• "Mrs. Strong..." (everyone at my instution who has a Ph.D. is addressed as Dr.)

This has to be a cultural thing because it never happened at Davis, and since it never happened I am completely unprepared and still a little shocked whenever it comes up. One student whom I adore and who was just accepted into a doctoral program gave me the nickname "Pocket Doc: World's Smallest Professor." So it's not as though only creeps make commentary.

I started going on the offense with the Mrs. Strong issue by telling students on the first day of class that I don't go by Mrs. Strong. However, I feel kind of bitchy doing this. And I hate that I feel that way. And I hate having to do it.

Here are some photos from my summer travels: Berlin in May (wearing Jenni's scarf), the Mark Twain House in July, and Vecchito's Italian Ice with my mom post-zipline.

Dispatches from Louisville

Just finished the third of seven days of reading AP exams in literature. I have learned many fascinating things about the minds of today's high school seniors and read some bad essays and some amusing essays, along with some very well written ones. My favorites are the ones in which the writer has given up. Not only are these very fast and easy to score, they often include funny drawings and notes and sometimes even song lyrics. Confidentiality prohibits me from sharing details but I'm sure you can use your imagination, especially if you've read AWPE exams.

I have begun directly addressing the students who write these essays in my head with comments generally along the lines of "Nice job, kiddo" or simply, and more frequently, "No."

The experience reminds me a lot of summer camp, right down to last night's dinner being recycled into today's lunch. Plus, I heard something about skits on the last night (?). ETS sponsored readings by Edwidge Danticat and Bobbi Ann Mason, and on dine-out night (a reprieve from cafeteria food) I had the most amazing smoked catfish and bourbon bread pudding at Hillbilly Tea, which approaches Southern food in a light, fresh way (menu includes vegetarian and vegan choices) and makes everything in house.

I have been waging war with the Kentucky International Convention Center, which has placed promotional flyers for state fair performers in every single bathroom stall. Sorry, I cannot hang with Lady Antebellum or Jason Aldean watching me pee. Def Leppard, Maroon 5, Train, and even a cartoon Katy Perry, fine. But not Lady Antebellum or Jason Aldean. The security guards are even worse. I know they are just doing their jobs, but it's getting ridiculous: I have been harassed about my ETS name badge on three separate occasions. Once I left it on the table during a 15-minute break but I was carrying a mug that said ETS and AP on it. An older male guard actually started chasing me, but I outran him up the escalator and yelled "Leave me alone!" Another time I took the name badge off as I was leaving the building at 5 pm. I was about three yards from the door -- walking towards it to LEAVE THE BUILDING -- and a female guard stopped me, made me display it, and told me I needed to wear it at all times. The third time the same female guard stopped me while I was wearing the badge. What is the friggin' deal with this? There are thousands of AP readers in the building. Why me? Other readers have been just as perplexed by the security guards haranguing me. I am certain this would not happen if I were a dude.

Despite the grueling 8-5, 7-day schedule, this might actually be fun if some of my friends were here. Next year in Louisville, anyone?

After Midnight

E and I watched Midnight Cowboy again this past weekend. What an amazing film. I was struck by how contemporary it continues to feel, in spite of the outdated clothing and hairstyles (and, I suppose, the grittiness of pre-Guiliani Times Square -- the porn theaters and shady characters selling fake Rolexes of my childhood have been sanitized and replaced with souvenir shops and the Disney Store). I've been reading a lot of Jennifer Egan's work, which often treats the impact of technology on human relationships, and Joe Buck carrying the transistor radio through the streets of Manhattan seemed incredibly prescient. In other news, I presented a talk/cooking class on spices at the public library in town. I really miss teaching cooking classes at the Davis Food Co-op. The cats are united in their love of the windowsill, and the new adaptation of Jane Eyre is fantastic. Here I am at the Circle Cinema in Tulsa wearing my "Reader, I married him" T-shirt. Some grad students asked why people like Jane Eyre so much, and I said that I really related to "poor, obscure, plain, and little" Jane. "Is that a joke?" someone asked. If only!

La durée de vie d'une danseuse

Next Friday and Saturday I guest perform with GoVertigo, the university's student dance ensemble. The process has been fun -- I especially enjoyed the weekly full-company rehearsals that operated like a dance workshop/class and included drills in turns and leaps -- but more grueling than I expected. Practices begin after 9 pm, for one, a time at which I prefer to be getting ready for bed. It's hard to come home and go right to sleep after jumping around and using the part of your brain responsible for remembering choreography. This part of my brain has atrophied. It was once robust: I was the girl that always got put in the front row because I remembered the moves. Now I'm in the back trying to follow the girls in the front, struggling to stay on beat and recall what exactly to do with my arms. I'm in a modern/lyrical number set to the Ron Pope song "Fireflies," and the full-company number, a hip-hop affair that incorporates cheerleading and ballet moves, to the tune of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite." These are both really stupid songs. I wanted to dance to Ready for the World's "Oh Sheila," but nobody asked for my input. As you can see, la durée de vie d'une danseuse has not been easy. My knees and ankles are bruised, I skinned my left big toe, and worst of all, I pulled a muscle in my butt. And I have to wear something called booty shorts in the recital. At least the cats provide a constant source of entertainment. Here they are, united in mutual adoration of newspaper and gazing out the window at birds.

Love letters

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, here is a belated love letter to some of the good things in my life:

• First and foremost, my wonderful spouse. As George Harrison said, "What is my life without your love?"
  
• The American Studies faculty at OSU, who reminded me of what academia could and should be like and renewed my hope for Something Better. These people are the colleagues I dreamed of having as a grad student: interesting, engaged, open-minded, egalitarian, passionate.
• Old friends, especially J, K, T, and MD, who remind me of the importance of human connection and help provide it despite my isolation in a social wasteland in which I am growing strangely accustomed to having no one to talk to and no one who shares my interests.
  
• Regina and Orange Julius, a.k.a. Malka and Sasha, two furry bags of purr.
  
• Ice cream, and temperatures above freezing conducive to eating it.
• "Breaking Bad." This show is awesome.
• A summer vacation to anticipate. If I could afford it, I would travel constantly. Instead, self-denial will make our trip to the east coast all the more sweet.
• Excellent health and appreciation for the fact that my biggest complaints -- a hereditary bunion, inability to do chaine turns in dance class with a bunch of 20-year-olds, ganglion cysts, and low Vitamin D -- are nothing to complain about.