Malka Katt cordially invites you to the marriage of her brother
SNÅSA WHITBARD
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WHITE TUBE SOCKS
SNÅSA WHITBARD
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Pastor Greenleaf will officiate. Purple Towel will be best man, with Clothespin and Pencil serving as Maids of Honor. Transparent Curtain Panel will be ringbearer. Entertainment will be provided by Newspaper.
I recently documented Snåsa's a ménage-a-trois with the tube socks and the curtain. He seems to think he is invisible when the curtain covers his head. Since we moved, he has staked out a Top-Secret Headquarters between the futon and the wall. This is his favorite place to hide from the big, loud, stinky men (such as the odiforous handyman from our last rental house, who wiped his hands on his shirt and referred to a 401K as a "four-okay") who are the bane of his existence. Snåsa also adopted the nickname Sasha, given by our former neighbor who could not pronounce "SNOW-suh."
Witness the come-hither look...
Time for a post-coital smoke?
Looking handsome and majestic.
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